4 definitions by Midget slinger

I'm a filthy lesbian and therefore I'm going home ( not my parents basement coz they hate me) to treat my hairy minge to a rubbing hood

Calum: "alright mate,we've got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it's Saturday night. What's the plan?...party?...club?"
Tom: "nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short cunt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there"
Calum: "cool,you get the taser, get us a dwarf chap off the street and il rack some lines up"

Calum: "alright mate,we've got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it's Saturday night. What's the plan?...party?...club?"
Tom: "nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short cunt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there"
Calum: "cool,you get the taser, let us a dwarf chap and il rack some lines up"

Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg