minnesota

A state with 3 seasons: Winter, Mosquitos, and road construction.

what if these mosquitos evolve and can with-stand 50 below temps???

by dazie August 6, 2005

Minnesota Timberwolves

One of the worst basketball teams ever.

And I can say that because I'm from MN

Avid Wolves fan: "Hey, did you catch the Minnesota Timberwolves game last night?"
Non-fan: "Did we win?"
Avid Wolves fan: "Well no, but-"
Non-fan: "There's my answer."

by Raina J. April 29, 2011

Minnesota Pincher

The bowling equivalent to the "Penis In The Popcorn Box" trick. It involves drilling a hole into the side of the bowling ball opposite the fingerholes so that when a person grips the ball properly (through the fingerholes) there is a slight chance his/her fingers will graze the penis inserted though the other side. If noticed by the grazer, he/she should immediately begin to mash the part of the penis touched between finger and bowling ball, effectively pinching the shit out of it.

"Baby, wait, wait, Wait, WAIT! ... My dick's in the ball..."
And that's why they call her the Minnesota Pincher.

by Arcmerx December 1, 2010

Minnesota turtle neck

When a male sticks his uncircumcised penis into a females filthy poop ridden butt hole, then peels back the foreskin and puts in on the females face. Like a turtle sticking its head out of it's shell.

Me: This bitch was pissin me off so i Minnesota turtle necked her.
Paul: Whats a Minnesota turtle neck?
Me: If you have to ask, you'll never know.

by the one eyed thrusting phantom December 3, 2010

minner

Monday dinner

Are you up for minner? See you at minner.

by HiltonHeadHandle February 10, 2020

Interstate 35W Minnesota

The west half of Interstate 35 through the Twin Cities. It is about 41 miles long and serves downtown Minneapolis and some western suburbs. However some parts of it are crappy and desperately need reconstructing. See Crosstown Commons. It needs help with interchanges with I-94 and I-494/MN 5 as well. In the future it may even need help with its interchange with I-694.

Unless absolutely necessary, take I-35E through the Twin Cities instead of I-35W.

by The Volkswagen Beatle January 3, 2005

Minnesota Whitewash

The act of jizzing on a pillow and smushing a woman's face into said jizz.

After the engament dinner she was expecting breakfast in bed but instead got a Minnesota Whitewash.

by Yoke and Cally January 24, 2010