by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 18, 2008
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by ArgentWarrior20 September 6, 2014
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The people who always tell you that "Restarting your computer" will always solve the problem.
And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
Larry: Hi Microsoft, my PC has just been hacked and my hard drive has veen deleted and now my PC won't turn on.
MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.
Larry: How, it won't turn back on?
MSC: Press the power button
Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!
MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.
Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.
MSC: Is that a virus?
*Larry hangs up*
MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.
Larry: How, it won't turn back on?
MSC: Press the power button
Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!
MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.
Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.
MSC: Is that a virus?
*Larry hangs up*
by Cloud November 14, 2004
Get the Microsoft Support Centre mug.Microsoft'ism is the Religion of Microsoft, the great company. I felt the need as a Microsoft'ism Priest to spread the message of the great religion I'm in. Microsoft'ism's Savior and Lord is Clippy the Paperclip, and Bill Gate's is his Son, here to save us from our Sin's we have committed, as we are all maggot's wriggling in the filth of Mortality without the likes of Clippy. Clippy the Paperclip created the Universe in a great explosion we know today as the Big Bang. He created multiple Species of animals, and us Humans, like Adam and Steve. Google Chrome below us burns the sinners for there retched acts of evil towards the church of Microsoft'ism.
by The Priest of Microsoft'ism May 10, 2018
Get the Microsoft'ism mug.A technically correct, but completely useless answer, usually given by supervisors. The usual, and correct response, is to wish your supervisor's parents had never met.
"Man, I went and asked the boss about whether or not we'd be covered for an accident when we're dropping off the night deposit. All she said was, 'well, deposits have to be made nightly' Talk about a Microsoft Answer!!"
by Zach54880 July 27, 2008
Get the Microsoft Answer mug.A piece of shit word-processing program that lets you create text documents... but before you do, it'll auto-edit (incorrectly, that is) your words, grammar, while sometimes it just wants to auto-format your work when you don't want it to. Mis-clicked anything? Highlighted some text? Well, for some mysterious reason, it'll move it to another text file because it's a flaming piece of crap. This is from Microsoft, people! Multi-billion dollar computer company! It can't even create a reliable word processing program!
I just want to create an essay! Don't fuckin' change my text font size to 10! Fucking shit! I don't want Arial, you flaming pile of horse shit, Times New Roman you mother fuckin' shitrag!
What the fuck? NO, I just want to fucking add an image!
5 MB!? Are you fucked?
Asshole! Get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! Fuck!
Microsoft Word? More like "Microsoft Fucks You". FUCK.
What the fuck? NO, I just want to fucking add an image!
5 MB!? Are you fucked?
Asshole! Get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! Fuck!
Microsoft Word? More like "Microsoft Fucks You". FUCK.
by Babababaasascscvdgbdrv November 21, 2009
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2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
by Malice September 16, 2003
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