mite

British cognate for "mate"

The youngest of ten and a delicate mite (Cream - Mother's Lament)

by Kyle Badner May 10, 2006

Mittens

The black and white cat from the Disney movie "Bolt".

"Mittens, so help me, I will superbark you out of that tree!" - Bolt

by BoltySuperdog October 26, 2010

mite bit

A phrase, usually used for irony, to depict something small.

Don't you think over nine thousand is a mite bit over the top?

by Blast October 30, 2007

Kitty Mittens

Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.

My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.

by Donkeyboy32 October 17, 2008

Mitten State

One of the official designations for the State of Michigan - which has the Lower Peninsula which directly resembles a mitten and the Upper Peninsula, which is referred to as "Michigan's Upper Hand."

The state of Michigan which is shaped like a mitten, thus "Mitten State."

by ProMich December 14, 2011

Mitness

To be somewhere but not witness something

I cant believe i mitnessed Hines hitting his head off of the fan because i had to go take a piss

by Dennisandshane November 20, 2014

Mitlesh

Mitlesh is a person who is annoyingly confident. Everybody loves a Mitlesh. It's someone who loves to argue and prove his point. He is funny, caring, warm and loving. Oftentimes you'll find Mitlesh lost in his own thoughts. He is also a person who is a little bit weird among his friends. Mitleshes are hard to find.

Oh look! It's a Mitlesh
I just did a Mitlesh

by RudeSnowball May 12, 2020