Misty Abigail

The type of girl who every guy wants because she's beautiful and knows what she wants. She's a tease to most of her guy friends unknowingly but likes her long relationships. She's seen as a bit too friendly by other girls but is just being herself. She'll make you smile, laugh, and understand many things you never knew. NEVER get her angry or that'll be the end of your friendship if you're not bff's. Any guy would be lucky to have this girl, but there's always a few that are undeserving. One of her special talents is her ability to pop guys' nuts when they're acting like jerks.

I know this girl, she's a Misty Abigail. She can make me smile and feel like I've lived my life to its end already.

Look at her, she's such a Misty Abigail. All those guys around her have no chance cause she has a boyfriend already.

by Piswind September 7, 2011

messy fun

When a couple make love during the women's menstruation period.

Guy: Lets go to bed!
Girl: No, I'm in my Red Zone
Guy: That's ok, it will be messy but fun!
Girl: Sure, I'm up for some messy fun!

by Drew's Chew October 25, 2011

Messy B Rider

A Messy B Rider is someone who is fuckin' shit up (in an extremely positive way)
This could be on a game, in an argument, even in real life.

Hey Scott did you see my k/d on cod? I am such a messy b rider

by MessyBRider February 19, 2013

Misty Train

The act of dunking a mans penis into boiling water before penetration as to give the illusion of mist (steam) coming off the train (penis)

Dude are you okay? Yeah, I just was in the hospital after the misty train I gave Cindy last night, totally worth it!

by ABagOfNickel January 26, 2016

messy hoes

Usually a broke female trading gossip for stripes/or friends that don't pay their bills. Often are found on the Gulf Coast YEAR ROUND but secretly getting Fucked BY THE "CREW"

It's a Bird, Its A Plane;... Oh No, Its Just Them Messy Hoes smh... Hoes

by Bay Way October 14, 2016

misty morning

The female equivalent to a mans "wet dream"

Sue: "so last night i had a dream about John Stamos. Sure was a misty morning."
Beth: "sounds hot"

by Cuntcave February 8, 2017

messy nessy

When your poop is so big it sticks halfway out of the water, like the famous photograph of the Loch Ness Monster

Yo, Harold! Come check out the size of this Messy Nessy before I flush!

by Turd_Burgler December 8, 2017