margaritarded

Getting drunk, specifically from drinking margaritas, to the point that you act without any common sense or good judgement.

I had so many margaritas last night that I peed in my closet, burned a frozen pizza in the oven, and then called my ex-girlfriend and told her how much I missed her for an hour. I was straight up margaritarded.

by G-Reck-3 February 3, 2010

Mega-rack

Term used to describe a free standing contraption or rack whose purpose is the drying of a particularly heavy load of laundry.

Guy 1: "My housemate's mega-rack never ceases to amaze me !"

Guy 2: "say what ?!?"

Guy 1: " yeah it's always able to stand up to my entire load"

by Paulzovich April 13, 2015

Mega Dick

When you've reached a maximum erection and your penis is capable of long-distance ejaculation.

His Mega Dick was beyond any she had ever seen.

by Dr. T-meme February 12, 2017

Mega Carrot

its a carrot, but its mega, FIRST BTW

Pervo The Great: hey lady would you like an alternative to your carrot?
lady: Yes.
Pervo the Great: well, take my Mega Carrot, am sure you're gonna like it, You can even eat it when you're finished!

by FrozenNipplesInAJar September 16, 2017

Mega nut in her

When mega man has his blaster on full blast in her ass

I was playing mega man and on the last boss until He Mega nut in her

by Fucking read it June 4, 2018

mega oOf

the biggest of the oOfs, a mega oOf

Person 1: Man, I locked my keys in my car and now I have to call an Uber.

Person 2: That sounds like a mega oOf!

by music is fun to listen to February 10, 2019

Mega-spread

The act of spreading your ass cheaks so far that you don’t have to wipe

Bro I know we don’t have any toilet paper, I’ll just mega-spread.

by Dirtykev3216 April 7, 2019