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mcdonalds

A perfect example of how people can be influenced to by such utter shit that some people call food, using marketing scams and celeberties to make it look like the Cats Meow. It is basically a "Restaurant" that serves processed and pre-fabricated food that usually is made with gallons of greese. In order to get even MORE people to buy their shit, (because 5 billion costomers, or victims is not enough) they often put huge golden arch statue-like things right next to freeways and highways so that when families are driving along, the little kids that dont know any better look at the sighns and say "Momy! Dady! I wana eat at Mcdonalds!" and if the little kids dont get their way, they start crying. So the parents are forced to by at this hell hole. The only thing I give them props for, are how they manipulate and decive people with their marketing programs. If Mcdonalds was a person, id kill it.
Factory President: I have so many gallons of toxic waist I need to get rid of!
Mcdonalds CEO: You can be our supplyer, we'll take that off your hands!

or...

Guy walks around in a misty jungle slashing away at the leaves, and upon cutting one, he finds a Mcdonalds!
by Fuck Mcdonalds December 11, 2008
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McDonalds

The homes of fat fuckers who eat everyday then sue.
Mcdonalds is the worst.they are worst then burger king. A big mac has 26 grams of fat.A quater pounder has 28 grams of fat. ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS, ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS.
by fuck September 14, 2003
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McDonalds

by Joe July 28, 2003
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McDonalds

Absolutely disgusting and fattening cuisine served by incompetent assholes and FILLED with additives and fillers to make it taste great.
"Lay off the McDonalds and do some jumping jacks you morbidly obese consumer asshole!"
by undertakerfreak1127 December 14, 2008
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McDonalds

A very unhealthy, gross chain fast food restaurant that possibly has nicotine in every meal, even the damn ketchup.
"I love that BigMac from McDonalds!"
"Dude, how can you eat that crap? It's so nasty!"
by xovintagegirl May 5, 2009
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McDonalds

A place you eat at when you want to feel like shit and save some money.
Before: Hey i'm feeling pretty good, lets go to McDonalds!
After: Ahh i fucking hate myself
by Chippermonkey January 8, 2009
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McDonalds

The main reason i am fat... but it's too good to give up!
Mcdonalds
I'm lovin' it
by Coca October 23, 2003
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