Malcolm

The most sweetest, funniest, and cutest guy you'll ever meet. He cares for people, he's ready to beat somebody's ass when needed. He deserves so much more. He is amazing. A kawaii guy indeed! His laugh makes everyone laugh, and his smile makes a girl smile back. He's really attractive and pretty much the best friend ever.

Girl 1: "Omg I took a bunch of pictures of you Malcolm!"
Malcolm: "Why, just why? Jesus im ugly XD"
Girl 1: "No your nott!!"

by OUO HoI March 27, 2017

malcolm

malcolm is what one might call an absolute legend. he is good looking, athletic, and has lots of friends. in short you would want to meet a malcolm. he is good at pretty much everything he tries. if you trigger a malcolm (be super annoying, or be steal his belongings) you have a 99.99999999999% chance of getting your arse kicked.

malcolm just caught the dub

by ttvurmom May 4, 2019

Maicol

Nickname for those named “Michael” who have a pedophile mustache and refuse to shave it.

Careful with that guy, he has that Maicol look.

by Weng-Weng October 14, 2017

Malcolm

A retarded Jew who is terrible at rainbow six but yet he thinks he’s amazing after coming silver 5. Has a mad crush on every one of his girl friends who immediately friend zone him.

Can Malcolm come?

No he’s so annoying please don’t invite him.

by Zack0001 December 3, 2019

malcolio

1. The combination of the words mal, co and lio: A mean and evil officer who is a newbie at irc.

1. That malcolio just busted my ass!

by anonymous June 21, 2004

marcolepsy

seizure induced euphoria resulting from experiencing marco, a combining form meaning “happy seizure,” used in describing ultimate awesomeness in this life and the next

Variants: marcoleptic, marcolepnia, marcolepxtacy, marcoleptitude

Dude! You're a marcoleptic!

As Dawn lay on her bed shaking, she knew in all her being that marcolepsy was more fantastic than she had ever imagined.

One of the most notable signs of marcolepsy is shaking in your inner being.

by ocramcube February 3, 2010

malcolm brown

A lawyer-bodybuilder from the 1980s.

Malcolm Brown never won a title in any bodybuilding competitions.

by eyewitness!!!!! April 12, 2014