MattyBRaps

every girl's obsession around 2012/2014.
be fr, we were all jealous of that girl in that one video

#1: omg guys, do u remember MattyBRaps?
#2: OH MY GOD. I FORGOT ABOUT HIMMM
#3: i was so jealous of that girl in that one videooo
#1: ME TOO

by teddybr August 21, 2023

Matt Gaetz style baby

Also known as a teenage pregnancy.

My friend is in deep shit because he is going to have a Matt Gaetz style baby with his 16 year old gf.

by poifull April 7, 2021

Broken Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.

Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.

by XMC7991 August 26, 2016

Matt, the blond douche on TMZ

The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.

TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."

by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010

Bobbin' The Marty

The act of maturbation during school

While my teacher turned her back i slipped my hand down my sweatpants and started bobbin' the marty cuz them algebra problems make me so horney.

by wetballs69 March 26, 2009

backwards poo masty

Backwards poo masty is when you sit on the toilet backwards pooping and having a hand shandy

what did you do last night? Just went home and had a backwards poo masty

by Neilbmx23 September 28, 2017

big dick marty

one who claims they have a big dick isn't called Marty most of the time and just uses it as a nickname.

John: oh, look its Marty

ted: no that's big dick Marty to you

by big dick marty May 13, 2021