Mathurbation

The art of substituting actually interesting content with complex-sounding but actually superficial math. Might bring some degre of arousal for the one performing it and some inexperienced and simple-minded spectators

Sannilkov's entire research has absolutely no contribution to science, it is just mathurbation

by EJMRagent October 7, 2015

Pre-mature E-betulation

When playing Texas Hold em, someone places a bet before their turn.

Dude, it is my bet. That is such a pre-mature E-betulation.

by TX-BWC August 19, 2010

m for mature

When something is so vulgar, sick, or violent viewer discretion is advised.

When that bitch blew me after my dick was in her butt that was m for mature

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Maturbate

The act of masturbating to mature porn.

Dude, the reason i like old chicks is because all i do is maturbate.

by DRxPwnstar June 25, 2010

k cool real mature

a phrase said when something weird has happened, your waiting for something, someone tells you do to do something you dont want to or other things like that

"Honey, go clean your room!" - mom

"k cool real mature" - you

by marcus jensen September 11, 2007

IM mature

A word that by incorporation of seperation anxiety may create illusion of being mature, audibly interpreted as I'm mature; also applicable to synchronous messaging or restricted sites.

IM mature enough for messy messenger, mmm?

by Hercolena Oliver June 27, 2008

Mature

A really boring person that only does things that are "age like"...

"hey wanna go do 101 things in walmart??"
" no that is sooo immature."
"watever. ur boring."

by ieezsooperawzumninja February 14, 2010