Mathing

The act of using math in real life.

Person 1: What are you doing to that cake

Person 2: Im mathing it.

Person 1: Oh Cool. Can i have a slice?

by Ana Ross April 24, 2014

mathinator

1. The dude - Not sure what he really does, but he has his own desk and that's good enough to earn some respect.

2. Most likely to organize the Titty Club meeting.

Zach: ::rubbing himself:: What's all up in teh club?

by misterfred December 1, 2004

Mathieu

To Mathieu is to make an incredibly lame joke and proceed laugh about it for hours on end, commenting on the principles in which make it funny. Considering Matthews are renowned for being funny, and French people are renowned for being anything but, the name comes from the French adaptation of aforementioned name.

"Bro, did you hear what I just said? Classic!"

"You totally Mathieu'd that shit"

by Chrogan May 5, 2010

Mathilde

She's the perfect girl next door! You love even tho you may not realise it. Every guy want s her, some may not want to admit it, but they do! Especially Shawn Mendes! If you find a mathilde don't let her go, she is prescious. And if you are a hot guy, marry her already!

I knew a mathilde ones, I let her and that's the the ring I regret most in life..

by ScoopScoop April 24, 2019

mathavan

cool guy tuff guy

omg look hes a mathavan!

by mk2neatt May 12, 2021

Mathieu

Mathieu is a fat guy who needs to hit the gym and has an ego the size of the sun but everyone knows he's nothing and will be working at Tim Hortons for the rest of his life.

That guy over there is Mathieu don't talk to him

by Average Kanadian November 14, 2022

Mathieu

A name referring to outstanding male endowment. Unfortunately, Mathieu's have become the target of violence to many with furious penis envy. The most violent to attack Mathieus are known to work in groups and forcibly remove the Mathieu's penis, hence the small or absent penis Mathieu . A Mathieu is a blessing that can become cursed, such is the nature of this jealous world.

Any Girl: "He's got a Mathieu in the drawers"

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News Anchor: "A gang Mathieud another massively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that Mathieu dick again"

by Brokenneck October 16, 2009