Matteo Madrid

An insatiable song writer, with a knack for speaking unspoken words of truth....

" Oh look at this guy trying to act like a matteo madrid, what a joke. "

by paulina kolaski March 17, 2009

Matters

A word that is often used sarcastically. When used in such a manner, it means the opposite of its true definition, thus meaning having little or no worth; too neglible to worry about.

Troy matters.

by E Bomb Bezzle February 2, 2004

Matteo

A gorgeaus boy , if you know a Matteo you are the luckiest person alive and should hold onto him forever! Usually is great at sports and is very intelligent , usually has a big DICK! And all the girls want him , usually goes well with a Shauna , Melissa , Kate or Emma , Italian word meaning gift or god , I'm sure you can see why by his beauty !!

Matteo means gift or god

by Asfurban567 December 14, 2017

Matteen

An Amazing And Hot Person....

OMG..He's Such A Matteen! <3 <3

by Novasoy May 9, 2011

Femboys Matter

Because we do. We have been judged and shamed countless times, and it often goes unnoticed.

Harry was beat up at school today for wearing a dress. Femboys Matter.

by femboysmatter September 14, 2020

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

From the Playbook written by Barney Stinson.

An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.

Yo you see Barny go all Lorenzo Von Matterhorn on dat girl?

by RomeAngel March 25, 2011

No matter what

A fanfic made by Atticus Aaron Jimenez, staring AltoJinx and Glory. (ps, its yaoi)

Atticus: read my fanfic "no matter what"
Everyone: *vomits*

by Haydenlimgo March 10, 2021