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The 1800's were the century of the muttonchops. John Quincy Adams, Martin Van Buren, Ambrose Burnside, etc.
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He oozes sex-appeal from every cell in his body and any woman who crosses his path can't help but fall madly in love with him.
He is the masturbation material for *many*.
He oozes sex-appeal from every cell in his body and any woman who crosses his path can't help but fall madly in love with him.
He is the masturbation material for *many*.
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