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Graduated from McDonald’s

You could say someone graduated from McDonald’s when he looks and sounds very expert about a topic he is talking about as if he mastered it, even though he cannot back it up.
- Dips are absolutely the worst chest exercise!! They are good at working triceps and lower chest but not the upper chest. Avoid it!!
-Bro graduated from McDonald’s university
by Tony The Beast May 21, 2023
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National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day

December 17th is National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day. This is the one day of the year where it will be socially acceptable to throw a crab at a McDonald’s employee. Gender of crab is not of importance but please no female crabs.
Quote 1 - DeMarcus: come with me to get some crabs from the fish market! they’re on sale today for only $6 each!
Jamal: oh ya! I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day!

Quote 2 - McDonalds Employee: Hey! What do you think you’re doing!?
Jamal: Look at the date, dumbass!
McDonalds Employee: oh ya I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day! My bad!
by Levi the G December 10, 2019
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mcdonald's commercial

An MTV-inspired music video with McDonald's food in it.

In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).
I turned the channel to what I though was a music video. Timbaland's song was playing and a bunch of kids, dressed like Pharrell Williams were roller-skating and doing tricks in the middle of a skating rink. Lights were flashing everywhere and the girls and guys were flirting. I waited for Timbaland to appear but instead the commercial ended with the kids eating double cheese burgers and skating at the same time...then that notorious "BADA BA BA BA!"

All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.
by twistedbabydoll August 28, 2007
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ronald mcdonald

said one of the funniest lines in family guy after he saw his daughter dressed like a slut because she had too much makeup on
go upstairs and change Lisa. You're a mc donald, not a whore.
by adrian October 16, 2004
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Ronald Mcdonald

by yo-mom April 20, 2004
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McDonalds Shit

A shit taken that is so large and distinctin color that it looks like something that would be served on a bun at McDonalds.
Oh my God, I just took the nastiest McDonalds shit
by tonyjoe83 August 25, 2013
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Lady Madonna

Noun.

A female who conceives and births many children without the ability to pay for or properly care for the children. Typically lower-class women under the poverty line.

The term originated from a song by The Beatles of the same name.
That Octomom woman with the 8 kids is a real Lady Madonna.
by Mr. Tamborine Man October 20, 2010
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