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macdongolds

That place where cows go to die and clowns that scare children. People who work at a MACDONGOLDS is either broke and needs cash or is the devil. Eating anything from MACDONGOLDS might give you diabetes or a heart attack, unless you order chicken nuggies.
Mom: Hey son, what do you want from the McDonalds?

Son: i WANt a Fudging ChickheEn NuggetS MOm!
Mom: K
Son: WaiT!?!

Mom: Yes son?
Son: Can I haves a MTN DEW?
Mom: Thats it! No more food were going home!
Gets Home*
Son: That bitch didn't get me my FRICKING MACDONGOLDS!
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Macdonalds

What most people from the USA call "McDonalds"
"Fuckin Americans and their MacDonalds"
Macdonalds by Fury Rider May 11, 2006

Macdonalds

n. a restaurant where you and your family can have a fun time and a great meal. Did you know that Macdonalds donates lots of money to charity?
Let's go to Macdonalds and have a shit sandwitch!
Macdonalds by tneveca August 27, 2009

macdonalds milkshakes

Cholestorol in a cup
macdonalds milkshakes are like cholestorol in a cup
macdonalds milkshakes by abi!!!!!! September 20, 2006

mcdonolds 

A place where you can enjoy yourself while other people see your fat ass eat that fucking Big Mac
fat ass (mcdonolds)
mcdonolds by McDonolds July 25, 2016

MacDonalds Fuck Boi 

That Kid at MacDonalds who keeps trying to fuck your girlfriend but is to bitch to say anything to your face
Bro 1: that kids getting punched if he keeps it up
Bro 2: who ?
Bro 1: that Chance kid, he's the MacDonalds Fuck Boi.
Bro 2: Man I heard that no one wants his greasy Mc Chode
MacDonalds Fuck Boi by J_715 June 30, 2016

macdonalds bangs 

when someone has their hair parted in the middle, but then they have bangs that stick up and curve in the shape of the golden arches. (an M)
generally stays that way because someone has incredibly greasy hair or enjoys the use of hair gel.
geoff: woah look the golden arches
jim: nono thats just carole's macdonalds bangs!
macdonalds bangs by mickdicks July 10, 2011
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