mystery meat

mystery meat is the anonymous cock that presents itself to have a cumgasm sucked out of it at a gloryhole.

I love all the mystery meat I get to suck at a gloryhole!

by eda-skip April 23, 2023

Maiden of Mystery

Maiden of Mystery, also known as Yuri from ddlc, is a sweet, shy, and cute girl. But the Maiden that's in discord Servers and goes by "Maiden of Mystery", "Yuri", Or "MoM" is not that much different from the Maiden in the game ddlc. She is a shy, cute, and innocent girl who helps people whenever she can and is always glad to support and help others.

Did you see Maiden of Mystery over there?

Yeah, she's being the usual her.

by DuckyQuacky123 December 27, 2021

mystery wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.

Christ it's hot outside; that mystery wind really does hit the spot.

by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 15, 2008

mystery plug

The act of "accidentally" slipping an ecstasy, or thizz pill onto one's ass during anal sex. One would place a thizz pill against the receiver's asshole without the other knowing, then immediately after- shove his dick, or finger, in this persons anus hole. This requires precision and a loose ass, or a lot of lube. Can be used on a guy or a girl, or a cat. Whatever you like to fuck will be surpised when the sex feels better than middlefuck's tongue in ur ass.

I'm gunna pull a mystery plug on Mario because I want him to let me rail his bungsnacks all night.

Flip is thizzin because I mystery plugged his asshole.

by Kevin Middleton February 21, 2008

Mystery nigga

A confusion mysterious nigger.

Stop being such a mystery nigga!

by getyeetedon October 16, 2018

mystery meat

what they serve at the kebab shop - whoever's seen a three foot high and perfectly round lamb leg? WAKE UP PEOPLE!

after 20 beers or so we all went to uncle sallaams for a serve of mystery meat

by aussie bob March 7, 2005

mystery method

A method used to seduce women. Uses a tightly scripted, linear sequence when interacting with a woman to get her to become attracted to you, prove herself to you, feel comfortable around you, and eventually sleep with you. Originated by Mystery, an LA-area magician. Primarily used by men with low self esteem or men who have very poor social skills, bordering on mentally retarded.

"Hey check it out, Billy the homeless man used the Mystery Method to hook up with Jessica, the beauty queen."

by recoveringPUA November 25, 2007