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Self-Mutilation

The only pain in which someone can control, bull, it is a way of self-pity, you feel sorry for yourself so you cut yourself.
Guy 1: What's on your arm?

Guy 2: Happy scars!

Guy 1: Are you cuting yourself again?

Guy 2: Yeah!

Guy 1: But why? your not having hard times or anything, your life is perfect.

Guy 2: I just want to fit in and someone told me if I cut myself I'd be cool.

Guy 1: OMG, stop, I have trouble in my life, that's why i cut myself.

Guy 2: OMG, you need to stop.

Guy 1: AHHHH!
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
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Motivational speaker

We had motivational speakers over the house last night, got the boys all hyped up.
by ThizzKid650 September 3, 2022
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Motivational speaker

They're not doing a very good job because here I remain... Unmotivated...
Motivational speaker "Hey! I was like you once. But then I got better. Better than you. I didn't love myself until I was better than you. So, now, I've deluded myself into believing that it's my DUTY to pass that on to you (for a low low price of 29.99). Don't you think the old me was a disgusting piece of shit? Aren't YOU a disgusting piece of shit? Don't you want to be better? All you have to do is be like me. Be like me and you'll be better than you.... We'll both be better than you, together! BUT FIRST! Give me 29 dollars... *Places hand on shoulder* and 99 cents...."

Iam "..... Wow... there is some self loathing stuff going on there... Um..."

Hym "Don't listen to him. You ran until you shit yourself.............. Just go to the bathroom!"

Motivational Speaker ".................."

Hym "It isn't hard."

Motivational speaker "....."

Hym "It's actually EASIER than running a marathon...... Running a marathon is harder than taking a shit and taking a shit and you couldn't even do that right..... And you said DOOTY Hahahahahahahaa..."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2023
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motivationally challenged

A person who lacks initiative. A slacker, a deadbeat.
Simmons just lays around all day playing video games and sleeping; the guy is motivationally challenged to the max.
by 3episodesofLITB February 9, 2017
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Motivational lizard

Motivational Lizard is a sex move, where one sex partner encourages their other partner to keep having sex with them by dressing up as a light-purple lizard with yellow spots. After dressing up as the lizard, the sex partner starts to recite the Motivational Lizard video from Youtube, and this usually results in the other partner breaking down into joyfully crying, or them being determined to last longer in bed.
Richard: Hey, Blark. My wife gave me a Motivational Lizard last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.
by deniszim November 3, 2019
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lightskin motivations

Being a lightskin
He woke up just to show off his abs, that’s lightskin motivations
by TopShagger<3 August 3, 2022
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Mortivation

Motivation brought on by a scarring or traumatizing experience.
After being mugged, the mayor was given the mortivation to crack down on crime in his city.
by llamallama64 August 18, 2011
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