The only pain in which someone can control, bull, it is a way of self-pity, you feel sorry for yourself so you cut yourself.
Guy 1: What's on your arm?
Guy 2: Happy scars!
Guy 1: Are you cuting yourself again?
Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy 1: But why? your not having hard times or anything, your life is perfect.
Guy 2: I just want to fit in and someone told me if I cut myself I'd be cool.
Guy 1: OMG, stop, I have trouble in my life, that's why i cut myself.
Guy 2: OMG, you need to stop.
Guy 1: AHHHH!
Guy 2: Happy scars!
Guy 1: Are you cuting yourself again?
Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy 1: But why? your not having hard times or anything, your life is perfect.
Guy 2: I just want to fit in and someone told me if I cut myself I'd be cool.
Guy 1: OMG, stop, I have trouble in my life, that's why i cut myself.
Guy 2: OMG, you need to stop.
Guy 1: AHHHH!
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
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Hym "It isn't hard."
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