Messy Pizza

A sexual scenario in which the woman is on her period and penetrated by the male at a high frequency, thus causing blood to spread across her thighs. Once the "sauce" is spread and the male party is reaching climax, he will then pull his penis out (and remove condom if present,) just before ejaculating across her thighs leaving cum dripping down the blood as the "mozzarella cheese" to cover the "sauce".

"Cody totally gave Janet the messy pizza the other night."
"Derek isn't gonna be at the party tonight, he and Paris are busy making messy pizzas."

by Richard Anus February 4, 2021

missy elliott

The only female rapper who doesn't rely strictly upon her body to sell records. Intelligent, creative, and in posession of a mind of her own.

"Missy Elliott isn't a shit-spewing woman-bot."

by Raewyn June 5, 2004

Mossed

The act of jumping and catching a football over a defender.

I mossed that cornerback, just Like Randy!

by MenOfScience September 21, 2018

The Messy Mop

When a girl squirts in a guy's mouth while she's on her period, he combines it with his spit and spits into a cup. He then cums in the cup and pours it on the girls head. She uses her hair as a mop and squeezes it back into her mouth and then her and the guy fuck. He pours the mixture into her pussy and proceeds to fuck her without a condom

Dude, last night, Karen and I did the Messy Mop!
Friend- no fucking way dude!

by Clitmuncher85 April 24, 2015

Messy Tent

When you wake up from a recently completed wet dream with a full boner and cum all over your boxers.

Mark had a messy tent when we woke up from his dream about megan fox in a catwoman outfit.

by Ray Drecker September 19, 2009

Missy

Beautiful girl, the best friend anybody could ask for. Will stick with you no matter how stubborn you are or how bad you are at helping her in turn. She texts back fast, and honestly cares about how you're feeling or how your day has been, she is great with kids. She struggles to stay together through hard times but she will always push through it. She puts others before herself and she honestly doesn't understand how much she means to me or anybody else in this world.

"Kachow, is that Missy over there? She looks so amazing"

by Homeless Soldier January 29, 2018

messycan

Pun on the pronunciation of mexican (messy-can). Used as an insult, hinting one is messy, dirty, poor, etc.

Get that messycan off my yard!

by UltimateTomato August 23, 2009