Monte

A molerat who’s only bitches on snap are the bots then send nudes. They tend to be down bad and identify as furries

Waddup monte

Hey there I like dick in my rectum

by Glizzylicker42069 October 2, 2021

the 'Mont

The 'Mont is a great place to vibe, enjoy the warm embrace of a lack of AC, or throw darts at a magnetic dart board. It is also an undergrad dorm building at CU.

Hey guys, wanna jet and hit the 'Mont? Its pretty hot because there's no AC, but as an art history major, my expected earnings are too low to afford AC anyway!

by danstanton September 10, 2022

Mont Belvieu

Where excellence is a tradition. We Can, We Will, We’re Barbers Hill!

Have you been to Mont Belvieu? It’s so awesome!

by BH4EVR April 27, 2022

monte vista middle school

middle school that mostly sucks. i dunno im in it casue im dumb.

"what school do you go to?" " I go to monte vista middle school"

by the studen that sucks May 9, 2022

monte

literally the hottest person ever. i am so happy to be his boyfriend and OH MY GOD HES SO!!!!!! hes literally everything to me. hes so fucking cute and watching him get all excited when i say "i love him" and fuck man!!!! hes so <33

someone: "hey whos monte?"
me (max): "literally the best person to exist!!"

by maxypoopii November 3, 2022

MONTE RIMJ0B

A setup invoked by THE CHAINSMOKERS PARIS.

Look ANAL ALAN you might as well TAKE DICK instead of "asking for money for your MONTE RIMJ0B as you asked the wrong person , "as you kept RIMMING his ASSH0LE forgetting about that LITTLE DICK you sucked awhile ago at the time they were advertising "KENT" CIGARETTES and he really made a big stink as he got in his CAR LOW spreading all over to MGM RESORTS INTERNATIONALto JAMES THE BELL BOY who was much obliged to PISS IN YOUR MOUTH and your DRINKING PISS BIG TIME that night straight from THE TAP AND EATING HIS SIZABLE B0WEL MOVEMENT while he climbed into the shower and JAMES THE BELLBOY cleansed himself of your JEWISH PEDOPHILE LIPS so you became MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER at the FIESTA HENDERSON now closed as your DR. JAFFE PEDIATRICIAN said you are on VIDEO and that STATIONS has been compromised by a known PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN who is a walking DEUTSCHE BANK to the CHAGRIN of any CAIN BITCH that is another TINKER KINDLE BUMBLE WOLF.

by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 17, 2022

Monte Alto

Small little town known as the town that you miss if you blink. The legend has it that if you roll your window down and take a wif of the smell you might fall in love. Has the baddest bitches so don't mess around

Where's Monte Alto? Se come?

Remember when that girl from Monte Alto beat up everyone?

by EsaDee February 20, 2021