messi ronaldo

Fisting someone on a soccer field until their ass is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping ass and then fucking their ass when finished.

After the soccer match, Dave was both hungry and horny so he gave his coach a Messi Ronaldo on the field.

by Cuntcrusher666 June 6, 2017

Messy Bicycle

When a mans penis gets stuck in a moving bicycle and accidentally triggers an ejaculation.

oh I got myself stuck in a bit of a messy bicycle this morning

by Dank Spanker January 18, 2018

Messy Lesbian

A homosexual femalel that seldom bathes, has poor hygiene and is obese.
See also, Amberlynn Reid.

Amberlynn Reid is one, huge, messy lesbian.

by Timmy Largo January 26, 2020

messy toaster

The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.

Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.

by SadRadLad June 6, 2018

Messy Popeye

Noun.

A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.

Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."

by ThePeoplesIdiot December 29, 2009

Messi lingard

When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.

If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard

Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.

by Profiley mcprofileface August 7, 2020

messy pete

Often used as a sign of dominance. When your bitch is about to climax you give her a Wet Willy.

Last night I gave your girl a messy pete.

by Messy Pete April 12, 2022