mega clusterfuck

When two or more clusterfucks converge and create one massive cluster fuck.

See also clusterfuck

Shit hit the fan at work and I couldn't leave. Then my wife called and said the kitchen sink broke and she couldn't fix it. So, the longer I stayed at work, the more my house flooded. Ah, man. What a mega clusterfuck!

by Greg W August 8, 2006

Mega Virgin

A mega virgin is not only someone who hasn't pursued anything sexually, but also hasn't kissed or dated the same or opposite sex

"She's a mega virgin? She's so pretty, how!?"

by Grador November 16, 2015

Mega Pint

A Mega Pint is an unofficial mesurement of alcohol that would be considered adequat after finishing the „Premiers Examen“.

After my last exam, I am going to pour myself a Mega Pint of wine.

by Maeaeaex May 10, 2022

mega finger

holding up all 4 fingers, index, middle, ring, and pinky grouped together, outside facing the other person, the thumb hiding behind the palm, also related to super finger and cosmic finger

Jake: Dude, that guy held up his hand like he was going to bitch slap me but he just put his hand down and walked away
Dude: Jake, he gave u the mega finger

by Damian Parkinson October 24, 2008

Mega Jammed

an add on to jammed. an accent to jammed. "MEGA Jammed"
emphasis needs to be used on "MEGA" for effect if necessary.

1. To be screwed over
2. to screwed over somebody
3. a state of being
4. an expression

1. "I just got (MEGA) jammed by Meghan"
2. "I just (MEGA) jammed that dude"
3. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed right now"

also feel free to add in the "F" word where is fits.

A. "I just got so fucking (MEGA) jammed by Meghan" (fucking bitch)
B. "I just (MEGA) fucking jammed that dude"
C. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed. right fucking now"

An Expression: a friend sees another friend hurt himself. example, he walks into a sliding glass door, and the other friend in a deep booming voice says "MEGA JAMMED" coupled with weird facial expressions.

by Henn Diesel January 29, 2009

mega-lardass

a person who's bodys is made up of 50%lard 40%water 10%carbon

guy: did you see that? that mega-lardass ate the whole buffet table.

by g4000 April 3, 2009

mega daddy

A mega daddy is a person that you can look at after 20 years and still think "Damn. He sexy." but he still hot AF and you want the D at 50 fucking years old. #70YearOldPantyDroppa

Woman A: He my mega daddy.
Woman B: Say what?!
Guy: I got D for dayz. Therefore, I am the mega daddy.

Woman: See, he knows what's up.

by legitimacyandpaws December 29, 2015