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Map Fucked

Pertaining to online multiplayer shooting games: when the odds are against your team as a result of map advantage.
You are playing SOCOM II. Your team (clan) is being challenged by another team. You both agree to a best out of 5. Since the maps are usually in favor of either the SEALs or the Terrorists you would ideally want to pick the side for your team on every map. But in a best out of 5s you only get pick on 2 maps. Your opponents also get pick on 2 maps. Whoever won the most rounds in the 4 maps gets pick on the last map.

Now, if the randomizer gives your team relatively even maps and your opponents relatively one-sided maps, then you guys just got Map Fucked. If the final map happens to be one-sided as well then you really really got fucked. But if the final map is an even map (ie. Crossroads) then the Map-Fuckness is not so bad.

Our maps are Requiem and Fox Hunt. They got Enowapi and Chain Reaction. We just got MAP FUCKED.
by initiaL/uLTRa May 25, 2013
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map control

Map control is a term often used in strategy games, where maintaining control over important parts of the map such as resources is necessary to win, having the map control is being the dominant one on the map.
I was playing some Starcraft but Joe had map control from the start so i ended up loosing because i ran out of resources.
by Rallehop August 12, 2016
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Throw a map

As in; throw a map of Hawaii: to ejaculate on someone in a broad enough area to substantiate topography.
Noway I was risking a deposit on this one, so I had to "throw a map" (of Hawaii that is..) on her back.
by Rock and Roll Doctor March 11, 2011
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map google

(n) an ancient cartographical scroll of parchment used in the olden days to find out where you are or how to get somewhere else. Popular with pirates, vikings and pompous british sailors.

(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere
Jerry: "Hey Mavis, do you recognise this place? Maybe I shouldn't have taken that last exit? ... Why are there so many cows?"

Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."
by dalb0z February 25, 2011
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thematic map

A "thematic map" is a type of map especially designed to show a particular theme connected with a specific geographic area. These maps "can portray physical, social, political, cultural, economic, sociological, agricultural, or any other aspects of a city, state, region, nation, or continent"
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map up

Phrase.

verb usuage;

To cut someone's skin a number of times with a knife. The wounds resemble lines on a map.
Step off, or you're going to get mapped up.

I'll map you up.

map up
by Teddy Badass June 10, 2017
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manny on the map

M22 manny on the map is what roadmen 12 year olds put as their caption on their Instagram pics.this indicates they listen to the grime artist bugzy malone and are complete queers who think their “solid”
“Yeye m22 manny on the map rudeboy
by Fatnibbaschleep February 7, 2018
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