MarsCrack

The drug-like, euphoric experience of having live, first hand contact with the band 30 Seconds To Mars or any of its members, leaving one totally and utterly addicted for life. MarsCrack highs can be produced from a range of contacts, from simply attending a 30 Seconds To Mars concert and becoming involved in that experience to meeting, photo-ing, partying with; being tweeted, mentioned, hugged, groped, etc. by the band or any of its members; or being involved in a project by or about the band.

Addicts are MarsJunkies, and will do nearly anything to get their next hit of MarsCrack. There is no rehab for MarsAddiction, but the good news is that to our knowledge, nobody has died from a MarsOverdose.

I'm on MarsCrack" means: "30 Seconds to Mars makes me high

by @MarsDiable June 10, 2011

Mars Bar Surprise

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it, then inserting it into another persons anus during coitus.

Person 1: You'll never guess what I did last night..
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: I gave the missus a Mars Bar Surprise.

by farmer01631 July 8, 2012

Marshaun

Marshaun is a smart and handsome guy he’s nice generous and caring and he loves women if your dating a Marshaun he’s a keeper and most Marshaun’s have big dicks.

GIRL1: Damn that’s Marshaun he fine asl

GIRL2: I heard he had a big dick
GIRL1: Girl I need me a Marshaun

by JHON wick May 1, 2019

jonah marshall

A character from Mandela catalogue V2 and a BPS worker.

Person 1: i hate jonah marshall from tmc v2!
person 2: stfu he’s the best

by blkcloudstt June 16, 2022

mars volta

The best and most original band in the world. This band does not fall under any category of music. They are their own stuff. The music they make is so fucking crazy it makes you want to jiz your pants. After the break up of the band At the Drive-in, mars volta was born. And what a wonderful thing that was.

-Hey bud, whats that stain on your pants?
-Oh shit, I must of been listening to Mars Volta.

by Justin Merk January 20, 2004

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

A great rapper, who has changed hip-hop forever. He was born 17 October 1972. He was brought up in Detroit and his Mom did something bad to him I think...I don't know, I haven't got all of his albums...Anyway, yeah, he's a good rapper. Cares about his daughter, Hailie. He'd probably have a better reputation on this site if most of his fans didn't type like complete and utter RETARDS and didn't just like him because they thought he was hot. Come on, you mindless teeny boppers! Like him for his talent, not because he's attractive!

ii<3EMIN3M_SHAYDEEZLAYDEE: LOL!!1 ii luv EMiiN3M!!11 HEZ SOOO LUSH LOLOLOLOLOL!!11111ONEONEONE11!!1!

Me: Grow up, you moronic bastard, and stop typing like a retard.

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

by Charlotte.. February 6, 2007

Salt Marsh Fart

A Fart that is let while driving back from a long day of body surfing in the ocean and smells like a rotten sour crab leg.

" You better put your window down, there's a Salt Marsh Fart coming your way "

by Noltron Don April 17, 2009