Titty Lizard

A creepy guy who's always trying to look down girls' blouses

The girls are pissed because George is such a titty lizard.

by Ootie January 13, 2009

Lot Lizard

Truck Stop Prostitute- Male or Female- Predominantly found at truck stops and whose sole intention is to score some trucker lovin' for some quick cash or occcasionally for free depending on the mood

Man, those lot lizards at the Iowa 80 stop have gotten so much better since the economy took a turn for the worse. Thank goodness for the Bush admistration

by N.C.H.A. September 7, 2006

lizard skin

stig/juul/anything that has nicotine

Chad: WHY THE FUCK DO WE NOT HAVE ANY LIZARD SKIN?
Tad: YOU USED THEM ALL FUCKING RETARD

by ongekyume September 16, 2019

dope lizard

a dope head ( methhead) who looks like a lizard in the face and will do anything for a sack. and will continue to lose lots of weight and will tell everyone they're off the shit

omg did you see diane!!! she's such a dope lizard!!!

by sven cantu March 30, 2008

lizard pussy

When a woman's vagina is colder than expected

Katrina had that lizard pussy. My balls froze together

by Jamjam817 April 24, 2018

lizard squire

A grotty slithering slurping bastard of human like species that smells like shit and grows mushrooms off their teeth

shut the fuck up you king masta lizard squire george washington mushroom harvesting bastard

by The Dudeeeeeeeeeee May 4, 2014

sock lizard

When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.

I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.

by Tehanti January 23, 2009