tree lined

when bitches are lined up to get filled by some wood. you say you got bitches tree-lined

Brett:hey dude you getting some pussy?
Mikey: bro i got bitches tree lined. i will be layin the pipe for months.

by whitey08 June 29, 2011

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Main Line Mom

Main Line Moms are overattentive, overinvolved, pampered, prissy JAP-spawning machines. They'll fight tooth and nail for their kids to get undeserved As and not just because they do all their school projects for them. They hire tutors for $80/hour when their kids get an A-, shuttle their kids and their lacrosse equipment and golden retrievers around in their Landrovers, and know all the gossip about their kids' classmates before they do. Main Line moms peak at college admissions and Bar/Bat Mitzvah seasons. They tread the line between passive-aggressive and aggressive-aggressive and if you're skeptical, try Nordstrom Petites during the semi-annual sale or getting a parking spot in Suburban Square. They adore gays but they lock their car doors when they see a black person. A true Main Line Mom keeps an immaculate home and garden, but only because of the coterie of immigrant gardeners, house-cleaners, and babysitters they employ. Main Line moms know that they deserve the world and so do their kids. And they won't let you forget it.

Lower Merion High School Student 1: My mom found out from Laura Cooper's mom who heard from Robin Goldfarb's mom that Rachael Silverberg gave Jake Weinstein head under the table at Adam Rubin's bar mitzvah.

Lower Merion High School Student 2: OMG, the Main Line Mom gossip network is out of control.

by xoxo_MLgg December 5, 2009

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Liezl

the most beautiful bestfriend you could ever have!! she is so amazing. a girl you can always count on to make you laugh. she is very loveable. a very pretty girl with some deep dimples. she sucks at bowling tho. did i say she was beautiful, she is. she is also a playa.

Oh her name must be Liezl.

by ibanlewie August 5, 2011

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line cook

A kitchen employee in a restaurant, who prepares menu items for customers' consumption. Probably the person banging the hot waitress you tried to flirt with.

"Dude, our waitress is smoking. I'm going to ask her when she's getting off work."

"Don't bother, she's probable banging one of the line cooks."

by chef94 September 29, 2008

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