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Lachrymology

A religion that supposedly embraces pain, and specifically its release through crying, as a means to move to a higher state of being.

This religion is supposedly practiced by all the members of the heavy metal group Tool, but since it is nearly impossible to find any writings about Lachrymology that aren't related to Tool, it is obvious that Lachrymology was a hoax made up by Tool.

Since several of Tool's songs attack the cult Scientology, it is likely that Lachrymology was made up as a satire of Scientology, especially since Tool has claimed that Scientology has drawn many followers away from Lachrymology.
Anyone who claims to practice Lachrymology is simply a Tool fan that hasn't put two and two together.
by RepelHistory October 3, 2005
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Lachlan

Lachlan is an awesome person with everything you want in a guy cute, funny and some what smart but will do any thing to help his girlfriend and will make you happy if you break up he will not hate the girl unless she cheats on lachlan. Lachlan is also a generous person that will help if somethings wrong he will also try to act cute around girls to see if they like him or not but is to shy to ask a girl out even tho he likes her A lot.
Oh my god he is the best lachlan
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lachy

that guy was a lachy
by lachlan walker September 26, 2006
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lach

The most loving person ever! He is so cute and very popular!!!!! He likes girls that start the the letter s k l m a and c. He's very good at sport and has cute hair
LACH IS SUCH A CUTIE
by Tyler_Mason_Sutton October 13, 2016
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Lachlan

Lachlan, a guy who can be the best boyfriend ever. His personality shines above the rest. He will always be there for you when you need him and is easy to love forever.
I Love Lachlan
Lachlan is the best boyfriend ever!
by Phobie June 17, 2011
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lachie

a really nice funny chill person always a legend 😘😘😘b
me: hi lachie
lachie: hi omg i’m a legend
me: i know gosh
by lissa050104 November 26, 2018
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leachball

When you're banging a girl in a creek, pond, stream etc. and a leach somehow gets on your balls and starts sucking as you're fucking.
I was banging Tiffany in the creek and I got a leachball.
by SpecificTermForThat March 7, 2015
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