laundry it 

to laundry your clothes

" I laundried this shirt last night "
" That shirt is dirty, you should laundry it. "

laundry it by fatifartz February 18, 2022

Laundry Room

When you finish in the belly button.

Hey, she let me finish in the laundry room!

What?

I finished a load with some lint.

Laundry Room by Rickits91 February 20, 2022

laundry wood 

when you do laundry in the morning naked and get an erection

“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”

laundry wood by cosmicdreams August 10, 2022

Laundry Detergent 

Used to clean your clothes
Some people are addicted to sniffing it for some reason
How to use:
1. Put clothes in washing machine
2. Add laundry detergent
3. Turn on washing machine

Don’t drink laundry detergent
You will literally fucking die

Laundry Detergent by Gdisvvc March 21, 2023

Laundry Party 

When everyone shows up to your house in their dirty clothes, get naked and drink cocktails while their clothes are in the wash. Leaving clean as a whistle, loose as a thistle.

A laundry party is a fine way to clean your clothes AND get to know your neighbors!

Laundry Party by Definer of Leisure March 17, 2024

Laundry Detergent Skull

Grunge band from the early 1990s (1992-1994) with Goth and New wave influences. Lead singer Daniel Scolio (Daniel Skull), Guitarist Timothy Drake, Bassist Beth Womack, and Drummer Ed Rummage. Released one album, which is self detergent.

“Have you ever heard of Laundry Detergent Skull?”
“Who is that.”

Laundry Detergent Skull by DanielSkullFan June 5, 2024

Laundry turtle 

Noun. When you fill a laundry basket way over the top, then drape a towel over the pile and tuck it into the sides of the basket so nothing will fall out while carrying. The result resembles a turtle shell, and sometimes it will have little 'legs' of laundry items sticking out of holes in the basket.

I waited too long to do laundry, now im definitely gonna have to make a laundry turtle

Laundry turtle by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! July 23, 2024