Lunar Launch

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."

If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.

Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...

by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021

Test Launch

When a male masturbates on his back so that the aftermath of his ejaculation covers his penis, using that as lubricant for a second round.

I have a lot of free time today so maybe I'll do a test launch.

by Ferrell Williams March 13, 2021

Launch your Dream11 clone and your users will be hooked up to the app

If developing a fantasy sports app has all your interests, then you must grasp the Dream11 clone. At Appdupe, we replicate popular apps and Dream11 clone is one of our famous app development projects. Since this app is packed with a legion of real-time features, users will definitely have entertainment and engage with your app.

Launch your Dream11 clone and your users will be hooked up to the app

by Dream11 Clone App April 24, 2021

FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.

“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”

by duckmasterj May 10, 2021

Launch an investigation

A blanket statement for when a company or organization fucks up and needs to do something about the angry media. Usually results in nothing happening, because they investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong.

I know our CEO was banging 12 interns, stole millions from charity, and was arrested on three counts of murder, but don’t worry, we’ll launch an investigation.

by KingJx212 November 1, 2021

Twinkie Launch

When you fire Twinkies at things using a bow-and-arrow-like device.

I hear that idiot in Arbour Butte is gonna do the twinkie launch again.

by Ryan December 9, 2003

Launch a Toasty

Having a large sometimes loud fart in a heated seat of a car. The heating effect just amplifies the enjoyment for all.

The entire car was happy I was able to launch a toasty. Their hands covered there mouths in awe.

by GrandpaSaurous December 19, 2024