Lamp

When you have a great idea

“Lamp! We should get a cat!”

by Stumberr April 1, 2023

Lamp

Adjective: dumb, dim, missing a bulb

Jerry couldn't even count to four, he's so lamp.

by Susan Saran April 25, 2023

Lamp

Something that definitely didn't make someone wake up from a false reality

I was looking at the Lamp for so long that my wife and kids left me. I couldn't control myself

by Tom28281 January 17, 2024

Lamp

When you're having a good dream, seeing a lamp indicates the dream coming to a close, this usually happens during dreams that involve you being happy, ex: becoming rich

Guy 1: I'm sad my grandfather died, but I did inherit all his money.. so now I'm rich! and set for life!
The lamp: ...
Guy 1: FUCK

by girono Giovanna the gangstar July 8, 2024

Lamp

A person acting like an idiot. Meaning someone who does not understand or have a clue.

Shut up you lamp

by steven159 May 25, 2024

lamp

Lamp means to hit someone hard with your first, essentially another word for punch

Best friend: she’s been making up lies about you,
Me: I’m gonna lamp her

by mushybaba June 4, 2024

LAMP

laugh(ing) at my phone

that made me lamp lowkey

by asa1476 July 5, 2025