Tom28281's definitions

Lamp

Something that definitely didn't make someone wake up from a false reality

I was looking at the Lamp for so long that my wife and kids left me. I couldn't control myself

by Tom28281 January 17, 2024

Gold van

When the kidnappers have kidnapped enough kids to unlock the gold skin.

Person 1: I saw a gold van yesterday
Person 2: They must be experienced ones then

by Tom28281 May 2, 2023

Joe biden

Sleepy old man who possibly has dementia. The voting was probably rigged for this guy to be a president

Person 1: Joe thought russia was fighting in iraq
Person 2: Sleepy Joe biden...

by Tom28281 July 7, 2023

Armenian genocide

Didn't happen ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️

The Armenians think the Armenian genocide actually happened. It didn't happen ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ tr

by Tom28281 July 11, 2023

ukronazi

something ukraine claims that they are not

Person 1: slava ukraini!
Person 2: so you support the ukronazis?

by Tom28281 July 31, 2023

Ukraine

A country that won't exist soon.

Person 1: Have you heard about the war in Ukraine?
Person 2: Oh I have, Ukraine won't exist soon.

by Tom28281 June 12, 2023