tree stump lumberjack

Somebody who goes around trying to cut down to size people who are already as low as they can get

Did you hear Rick today? He was telling that homeless dude that his pants went out of style 10 years ago.

Yeah, he's a real tree stump lumberjack

by Ed Gein Number Nine December 24, 2010

Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle

A beetle that is very elusive and is present during the warm months. If bit by a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle your testicles will swell to the size of the Rocky Mountains. If you are a girl that is bit you will grow balls the size of the Rocky Mountains. The bite is extremely painful.

If you see a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle run for your fucking life!

by J4or September 10, 2015

Chopping lumber

Chopping lumber is slang for smoking marijuana. Can also be used separately, as "let's go chop" or "want some lumber?"

Eugene: "After chopping lumber I ate so much i had to take a huge dump"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"

by Snipervert March 3, 2010

lumberto

(lum-ber-toe)
1. a guy who looks black but is not of that origin but from a nicaragua decent

1.Dude your a lumberto!!
2. Excuse me miss but is lumberto available for a meal?

by Kirtpatrick May 15, 2006

Lumbersnack

When you can imagine an individual (usually male) who can pull off red checkered shirts, suspenders and denim jeans, in doing so looking like a chunky SNACK!

Damn, George looking like a lumbersnack today!

by P-Esports February 5, 2020

lumberg

When your giving it to a girl from the back (or the front too i guess), to sip some sort of drink (juice, alcohol,..coffee) from a cup nonchalantly.

I was lumberging that bitch like a pimp until she turned around and busted up laughing

by pimpinpanzey February 11, 2010

lumberjack breakfast

When a chick goes down on your morning wood then swallows.

Kim sure is a keeper, this morning she had a lumberjack breakfast and then made me waffles.

by Dub Sack All-Stars October 2, 2007