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could care less

used by confused individuals with a poor grasp of written english.
person1:"i could care less"
person2:"my brain isn't melting"
by skunky December 26, 2004
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could care less

Often mistaken for "wordcouldn't care less/word." Technically could mean "I care a great amount."
Person: I could care less.
Me: Don't you mean "I couldn't care less"?
Person: Yeah well fuck you.
by k512.com September 10, 2003
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I couldn't care less

The classier (and cleaner) way to say "I don't give a fuck", "I don't give a shit", "I don't give a crap", "I don't give a damn", etc.

(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)
"The Dvorak Keyboard lets you type comfortably because the keys are positioned so that the fingers can-"
"I couldn't care less."
by cutesy pastel living doll November 6, 2013
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Friday Night-Less

When you are home on a friday night with absolutely nothing to do. You usually feel friday night-less when a group of friends is having a small party or gathering and you're not invited/told/notified until the gathering is actually happening.

In summary, being friday night-less sucks. It makes you feel like a loser. This is how I feel right now.
(the day after the gathering)

Person who was at the party, "Hey, why weren't you at the party?"

Person who was not... "Well that bitch of a friend didn't invite me."

Person who was atthe party, "Oh... So you were friday night-less?"

Person who was not... "No duh, shithead.
by boredonafriday September 4, 2009
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WAP-LESS

one who cannot obtain the WAP
Wow Jack Sykes is So WAP-LESS
by Johnny sinny May 5, 2021
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i less than three you

meaning i love you. comes from the IM symbol for a heart
<3 using the symbol for less than and the number three.
Kaitlin- Babz is the best friend anyone could have! she's so much better than you!!
Babz- Aw i less than three you Kaitlin!!
by babzie May 16, 2006
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I couldn't care less

A phrase that emphasises the lack of care for something or someone. Often mistaken as 'I could care less'.
David: Quick Bert! Muffles the kitten ate some mothballs, and now it's foaming out it's mouth; WE NEED TO GOTO A VET!

Bert: I couldn't care less about your God-Damned Cat right now.
by SeanJohn August 3, 2006
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