Kenneth Cole motherfker

A guy in his early 20s who is in an entry level white collar position. He earned his first paycheck and is hoping for a promotion. He shows up on Monday, with a new wardrobe from a discount store, thinking he’s the shit.

Check out Harold, he showin’ up like he some Kenneth Cole Motherfker! Musta got a promotion. I guess auto insurance doin’ right.

by Hernandy December 5, 2020

Pat Kennedied

To get fucked up on a combination of prescription pills and alcohol and then attempt to drive, write legislation or go to work as if you weren’t fucked up.

Pat, why aren’t you at work? I’m watching the Price is Right ‘cause I got Pat Kennedied and they wouldn’t let me operate the bulldozer at work today.

by Chelsea Bucketheads January 10, 2008

The New Nintendo Kennel Club

The New Nintendo Kennel Club is a strange and misleading webforum created and kept running by little girls trapped in 14-19 year old bodies. They used to talk about dogs and puppies, and even pixel pets to keep their amusement at par, now they use n00b language and really medicore jokes to talk about basically anything that takes place in this universe. One day DoggieLicker404 has a slice of pizza, and she feels the need to tell somebody. So, she posts a topic saying "Pizza", and then writes a description about what her pizza looks like, and tastes like, followed by 2000 replies with other users favorite pizza toppings. This could also work with "What's your favorite breed of PUPPY?"

They have an Off-Topic board that consists of basically anything the users have in mind on a daily basis. You name it: Rants, Journals, random sputterings, and even inside jokes.

There are some alright people who attend this web forum, but in the last couple of years their alright-ness has faded, and only few have made it out alive.

You know, I cannot even find the goodness in my heart to suggest you go and take a peek at this terrible place, I don't even care if you're Asian. Don't go. You'll get some sort of interweb aids and die from lack of intelligence.

All in all, it's absolutely a waste of everybodys time and I shun everybody who still wastes their time there.

Have fun getting a career.

Amen.

NNKCER 1: "GUIZ I JUST GAWT BOTOX LOLZ WANNA C"
NNKCER 2: "NO WAI MANG DATS REELEE GROSS LOLZ GO GET SUM HELP -cutswristsoverherpuppydying-"

NNKCER 3: "OMG YER SO FCKIN DUMB U SHULD GET SUM HELP U DUMBY"

NNKCER 2: "LEEV ME ALONE I GAWT PROBLEMS CUZ MY UNCLE HAS DISLEXIA"
NNKCER 1: "ZOMG MY BOTOX JUST WORE OFF U SUN OF A BEETCH IMMA KILL U WIT MY PUPPIE POWERS"
NNKCER 4: "IM A WIZARD HARRY"

admin: welcome to The New Nintendo Kennel Club!
guy 1: hi, this is my husky, his name is phil
guy 2: FUCK HUSKIES YOU'RE IMMATURE

by PORNBOT May 12, 2010

Kenneth Lay

Convicted Enron hypercriminal and long-time Bush supporter and financier.

Kenneth Lay will die in prison.

by Lt. Dungheap May 28, 2006

Kenney

A really complicated but amazing man. He has the most beautiful heart but also has a dark side. He is wickedly clever and a little shy. Charming in a way that he isn't aware of which can be dangerous and just as sexy. If you are in love with a Kenney you always will be. Also called a bee-bee or BB.

If he is a Kenney you are going to fall hard.

by iluvhm2018 January 31, 2018

Kenneth Pinyan

mr hands is his alias. He released several videos of himself and others performing bestiality with stallions. He died of a perforated colon after on of these sessions.

Kenneth Pinyan is mr hands, you know, that fool who took all that horse cock in his ass and died.

by Wallywally October 21, 2008

dead kennedys

best fucking band ever!!!!! jello biafra is awesome

Nazi Punks Fuck Off

by katie August 23, 2003