Apple-knocker

A Hudson Valley (NY) rube descended from the original Dutch settlers.

Red Skeleton's character, Clem Kaddlehopper was an apple-knocker.

by headhood December 24, 2007

Doctor knocker

Someone (most likely a family member) who immediately opens your bedroom door after knocking before you have a chance to answer. The same way a doctor does after the nurse leaves you waiting in a room for 20 minutes.

Mom: Why do you keep your door locked?
Son: Because everyone who lives here is a fucking doctor knocker.

by Brain Mountain August 16, 2016

Alaskan Shit Knocker

A very small man that walks around on all fours with a 20 inch strap on attached to his belt because he is insecure about his own penis size. He tends to run around searching for people shitting in public restrooms. When he finds his victims he jumps over the bathroom stall onto their feet to then catapults them across the restroom. He then digs into his volumptuous new meal. He usually let's out a screech to warn his victims he's coming. When he approaches the poor souls he takes the shit from the toilet bowl and forces them to eat it. He then gives his schlong a swirly wirly in the shit water. After that he continues to slap his victim across the face with his schlong and then runs out into public on all fours making grunting noises while vigorously shitting everywhere.

"Woah! Do you see Tom!? He's on all fours again. Better run before he gives you an Alaskan Shit Knocker."

by Weewee'sforbreakfast.com January 1, 2021

Fobber-Knocker

Mariam will become the president of the US and it will be in the year 2026. A fobber-knocker is a person who will never succeed in life

Ex1: A fobber-knocker is the idiot who thinks negative about everyone else to bring his self esteem up

by La Presidente January 15, 2005

shit-knocker

Someone who shits in their hand and then flings it in another's face.

"See that guy over there? He's a shit-knocker."

by Epic-win May 25, 2009

knee knocker

a very well endowed male

that boys a knee knocker

by fannyfreak July 25, 2003

hob knocker

Most famously featured on the show, iCarly, a hob knocker is a word mainly used by English people. In real definition, a hob knocker is a man, during oral sex, hitting a woman in the face with his dick

On iCarly, it is described as illegal. In actuality, it isn't. It's just really fun

Filmer: Hey, Joe! Be a hob knocker and whack the slut with your dick!

Joe: (whacks woman)

by Gogogoman June 20, 2011