Dirty Kitkat

A sexual act performed by two men, particularly when military uniform is involved.

Guy 1: on all fours, arching his back like a freaked out cat.

Guy 2: inserts four fingers into the exposed anus in a robust manner, becoming increasingly rough.

Guy 1: makes angry cat noises.

Guy 2: continues until all four fingers are smashed to bits.

Guy 1: cums into his badly made cup of tea.

"Hey Mark, you've been so naughty today. You're going to get a dirty kitkat when you get home"

by ThrobberJez March 3, 2025

Four Finger KitKat

A (hopefully) sexual foreplay activity involving insertion of four digits on one hand into the anticipatory anus of someone partaking in erotic behaviour.

“Sid was reet horny for a good bangin so Bernard got him going with the old four finger kitkat”

by awesomechappie November 6, 2019