CAMP KINDER RING

the best camp on the planet where kids meet there best friends for life you can never go wrong with camp kinder ring some people call camp there second home but after kinder ring you will call it your first home because of how fun and enjoyable kinder ring is go to camp kinder ring!!!

camp kinder ring is my forever home.

by GABI PEREL!! March 20, 2020

pullin a kinder

When someone is pulling a kinder, that means that he/she is being a really nice, cool person. This person always gets all of the girls but never brags about it. He secretly hangs out with girls everyday and is a true "player." This person is also an amazing golfer and will be very successful when he is older because of how smart he is. He is a very cool person

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that new guy?

Girl 2: I think that he is pullin a kinder and its definitely working

Girl 1: Yeah. He is very hot!

Girl 2: Yeah, I want to get a piece of that!

by eminemfan2015 April 2, 2013

Kinder Egg

Someone dark-haired on the outside, but completely blonde on the inside. An inner ditz, even if he/she doesn't seem like it.

Friend: "Did you hear about the answer she gave in history today? She's such a blonde!"
You: "No way... she doesn't seem like a blonde."
Friend: "That's a kinder egg for you."

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Teacher: "Can you tell me where New York is?"
Kinder Egg: "Um... on a map?"

by La_Nina February 18, 2010

kinderection

The pathetic excitement people (especially new parents) get discussing babies and children

Geez, did you see that suburban mom springing her huge kinderection talking about her ugly pup?

by ck7 July 9, 2006

Kinder Egg Side of YouTube

The part of YouTube in which channels dedicate to videos around Kinder Eggs and Play-doh usually being based on popular Disney/Dreamworks/Pixar movies (eg Inside Out, How to Train Your Dragon).

Person 1- "Oh man, how the fuck did I end up going from a review of Inside Out to 'Play Doh SADNESS Stop Motion Inside Out! Disney Pixar Playdough Animación de Inside Out'"
Person 2- "Welcome to the Kinder Egg Side of YouTube."

by FoxofGrey October 6, 2015

Kindering

To share a fictional story of intercourse or to exaggerate a story that never happend

I was at the bar and a girl with huge tits was eying me all night hey bro stop kindering me

by philly543 September 11, 2016

kindergarden project

have sex from behind with your partner, when you cum, put it all over her back, and then with your penis draw shapes and spread it all around. then you take glitter and macaroni and throw it on your partner so it looks like a kindergarden project!

"man when I banged kailey's mom I gave her a kindergarden project"

by Capt. Edward Reynolds September 14, 2007