Kettering Ohio

The place with a schizophrenic weather pattern and the worst people in the world. Though, if you find a few friends, they're pretty awesome. All-in-all, it's the worst place to be.

Kettering Ohio is so boring, there's nothing to do here.

by LastPancake April 10, 2011

Keyed

1: To be really high on marijuana.
2: When there's only resin and no marijuana left in the bowl after smoking.

1: We smoked hella last night, I was keyed.
2: This bowl is keyed.

by bombchrons71 July 14, 2009

kettering

N. An imprint left on the skin after reclining on an uneven surface for a sustained period, commonly seen on face after sleeping in an unusual place

"I don't know how I got there or what they did to me. All I know is I woke up sore and with kettering all over my face."

by Humbert October 21, 2005

Kaytelyn

A fine woman who is often called "Kaytelyn" by a librarian even though her name is Kaitlynn. She is adored by the librarian.

"Kaytelyn, you go sharpen those PEAUNCILS." (pencils...she can't say pencil either)

by S-Bizzle December 23, 2004

ketter

Ketter - unbelievably beautiful girl. Her eyes are deep as space, her touch is electrifying. Her skin cashmere. Her breath a cherry blossom, full of humble wisdom. Once she gets you, your shackled forever.

"do you see that girl over there?" "oh my god, she's Ketter"

by Koalasrollin' December 10, 2014

keykeeper

Very small group composed of the most inquisitive innovators in the galaxy. Specializing especially in matters regarding the realigning of female vertebrae, and the holders of the all powerful artifact, they are the only mortals who hold the keys to the outer realms where they spend much of their time. Because of this many speculate they are no longer human at all, considering they carry humanities burdens as though it was a feather. Other than having effortless success on a massive scale in anything they feel like doing, they are regarded by women and men alike as one of humanities last hopes

“Idc if he was a bastard, thanos was hard bruh, he was the most powerful in the whole galaxy”

“That nigga ain’t got shit on any one of the keykeepers tho, he was just lucky they were in Kazakhstan conducting experiments beyond his comprehension, too busy for his dickdust headass.”
“No shit but I didn’t think they were mortal, didn’t they run a train on Beyoncé and Rihanna while simultaneously cracking the davinci code?”

“Yea thats facts I read about it in Paul Mitchell”

by De Zohan May 8, 2021

Kettering

A small, typical imprint of Suburbia located on the outer edges of Dayton, Ohio. It is a middle-class community characterized by a high rate of teen pregnancies, pigheaded Republicans with views of the world dated pre-Cold War, and incredibly ignorant bumper stickers. It's only recognizable claim to fame would be the alum of Kettering Fairmont High School, Nancy Cartwright (widely known as the voice of Bart Simpson). Also, Rob Dyrdek (of MTV's Rob & Big) is known to have attended Fairmont's not-so glorious classes. Other than boasting Ohio's most state-of-the-art (as well as expensive) High School music program, Kettering has no real significance in the grand scheme of life in Ohio. In closing, Kettering is such a generally plain town in which to "live", it is more commonly known by it's teenage inhabitants as a place where souls go to die.

Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?

Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?

Jill: Yeah?

Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.

Jill: ???

Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering

by JennyMuthafucka! August 6, 2011