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These people judge the fuck out of you and create burn books out of spite. Never trust a Kendall to do your schoolwork since they are blondes. Kendall’s usually pick professions that suit their personalities, like accounting because it is boring af.

Kendall’s have shitty music taste and then go on to say your music is dog shit.

Kendall’s have a weird infatuation with dudes that treat them like shit. Especially guys with the letter “j”.
Dude I have a midterm due at 12 pm tonight... can you help me with it???

No ask Kendall...

Nah dude she’s a blonde she’s gonna fail my ass.
Kendall by Kindlesux123 March 16, 2021
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He is annoying a lot, but when his friends are sad, he comforts them. He falls in love with many girls but gets rejected by most of them. Can be funny sometimes, but not always. Overall good friend.
Bob: Hey that's Kendall
Kendall: You heard about that one girl...?
Kendall by Poopooppeeper May 18, 2021
A super sexy girl who is freaky in bed. She is a god and everyone loves her. She has a thing for tall guys and DILFS to satisfy her daddy issues. Also an amazing friend who is also a bitch.
I love kendall”
i would die for kendall”
“damn kendall’s head game is fire”
Kendall by God of Truth June 1, 2021
When you drink far too much and vom everywhere, pass out and then say never again but literally do a week later
Lad 1 :Oi mate did you see Will last night?
Lad 2 : Yeh mate, bloody Kendall well’ard

Lad 3 : Cor blimey govnre
Kendall by Big boi ben June 16, 2021
A girl who just sits in her room texting her boyfriend. She stays up too late and is tired all the time.
Kendall why are you so tired?
Kendall by YourUncle2021 November 23, 2021
Aye you saw kendall over there? Yeah he a real ass nigga bruh I swear
Kendall by Notkenlol November 24, 2021
“ kendall is ur mom, wow!”
Kendall by 123456lolshrek November 27, 2021