Johanna is a European name (pronounced as: yo-ha-na) derived from the meaning "God is Gracious." If you ever meet a girl named Johanna just know that she is kind, smart, generous, passionate, affectionate, pretty, wise, and a very intuitive person. Johanna is a good person and would sacrifice anything for you. A girl named Johanna would be a great best friend or girlfriend. If you ever get the pleasure of dating a Johanna she will be very loyal to you and will be a great girlfriend. She will give you cuddles whenever and will be very affectionate towards you. Never let her go because she will be your best relationship ever.
Johanna is not okay but she pretends she is.
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Get the Johan mug.Many See Johann Sebastian Bach as an excessively talented composer of many famous symphonies, this being true he was more renowned for being the original gangster. With nobody wanting to get close enough to join his gang or anyone daring to start a rival gang he simply stood alone. Johann was forced to target innocent victims to continue his blood lust. Usually upper-class people at banquents. His weapon of choice being an extremely dull axe, so dull that it might as well not even be an axe, he would hang out of his one-man chariot and reduce the victims skull to the consistency of mashed potatoes. The only clue that Johann's victims had of their rapidly approaching fate was Johann battle cry which was in fact his name:
JO-HANN!!!
JO-HANN!!!
by Dylustin March 9, 2008
Get the JoHANN! mug.a dirty johan is an explicit sexual act which occurs when a man and a woman are engaged in intercourse, two German midgets (one named Johan) enter and defocate on the females chest and facial areas. Shortly after, the men smear the fecal matter into specific patterns, replicating a German adapatation of the Karma Sutra. After the traditional smearing and design, the German midget circle the female while chanting the German word for shit, or "shizer". To finalize the ceremonial tradition, the woman subsequently engages in intercourse with both the original male and both German midgets. It is mandated in German tradition that consumation of the tradition only occurs when the woman has all three parties participating in simultaneous penetration.
During my trip through Eastern Europe, I was absolutely delighted by my experience at one particular brothel. At this place of business, was when I first experienced the dirty johan. At first, I was slightly apprehensive. However, I must say the German men were terrific and to be honest, I've never seen anything quite as breath taking as a woman, covered in feces, begging for rougher anal, vaginal and oral penetration. Needless to say, I was quite pleased. Oh and by the way, this brothel was in a small corner of South Eastern Berlin. I can provide the name of the place if necessary. Happy hunting my fellow noble men!
by dubz13 July 7, 2010
Get the dirty johan mug.Pronounced Jo-Ha-I-ra, It's Spanish but the "J" isnt pronounced as a "H". Johaira is a name given to any female but most likely Asian or Spanish and she is quite dark for her nationality. Also a really flirty, fun and fabulous. The name Johaira is capable of being a leader and guide others.
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