Jonah

Receiving oral sex while swimming with whale sharks.

She gave him a Jonah while snorkeling in Cancun.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

Jonah

A very special guy and also very smart. Very often someone with dark secrets, but good at hiding them. A Jonah is a sweet guy that is soft and commonly a ginger.

Omg he just told me he is smoking!

Really? What’s his name?

Jonah of course

by KentuckyWatermel0nz November 14, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is a player, who gets all the girls. He dates for popularity and takes each relationship way to seriously. He is tall but has a small dick. And is friends with all different ages. He likes to show off, thinking that he’s cool when he really isn’t. Loves baseball. Btw he’s rich.

Girl 1: You know Jonah?
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!

by Gabri December 21, 2019

Jonah

You know that white guy ya him

That's Jonah

by Jaatoff January 31, 2020

Jonah

Jonah is a guy in the closet that comes out via a urban dictionary post. Claps to jonah

Are you in the closet, that’s so jonah.

by OhShitHi April 29, 2020

Jonah

Fucking cunt the biggest asshole on earth smokes weed everyday and his penis is as small as my girlfriends nipples.

But I like him

I hate Jonah

by Jonahisgayandhasasmallpenis September 7, 2020

Jonah

FUCK ME REAL NICE

OH YES JONAH

by ehgjkfekjredfbregaj October 15, 2020