The Jolie Theory

when you watch over 200 films in the span of 3 months and you have an obsession with reviewing them on letterboxd

my friend called me crazy for following The Jolie Theory when honestly i’m just superior to them in every way tbh

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

Jolie

Actual perfection (also French word for pretty)

It’s not perfection unless it’s Jolie

by Big boi Bastard January 26, 2022

Jolie

The most amazing person in the world. She is just perfect, flawless, beautiful and has an amazing personality.

Jolie is the coolest girl I know

by Girlcchiato February 8, 2022

Jolie simmons

Beautiful as fuck when you see part of her body you want her more make you want to jerk off am taking about Jolie in 7 grade

jolie simmons

hot as fuck

by anonymous February 22, 2022

Jolie

Jolie is typically really fucking annoying. She loves Roblox roleplay even though she sucks ASS at it. She regularly orgasms to basic looking Roblox avatars saying they're "so hotttttt!!!"
god i fucking hate jolie so much

Jolie: Hey how are you doing?
Me: go away
Jolie: omg daddy's angwy uwu baka
Jolie: youre such a baka baddie omg omg omg
Jolie: follow me on tiktok whore
Jolie: omg stop ghosting me!!
Jolie: you know what? fuck you
Jolie: omg im so sorry please come back
Jolie: please
Jolie I guess this is it
Jolie: good bye bestie
Me: I was taking a shit what happened?

by cynnlol May 29, 2021

Jolie

The biggest Mike supporter there is in all the land , and also can’t score in basketball and isn’t a real British person

Jolie you’re a Mike supporter

by Biggest tips fan August 8, 2025

Angelina Jolie

A bad or old-looking person or a person who sleeps with a married person
Angelina Jolie is an overrated actress who was famous for sleeping with Brad Pitt when he was married to Jennifer Aniston

So your husband has an Angelina Jolie
Drugs destroy look at her/he looks like Angelina Jolie

by rio2002 November 22, 2021