The Jolie protocol

Angelina Jollie's famous cancer prevention protocol. 100% infallible method to prevent cancer that consist of cutting off any organ before said organ could develop cancer.

I used to smoke and now I am concerned I might get lung cancer. To prevent this from happening, I will follow the Jolie protocol and have my lungs removed.

by kagomey May 14, 2013

Jodie Foster'd

To throw your cum at someone.

When Jodie Fosters character went to meet Hannibal Lecter, and an inmate of the name of Miggs proceeds to huck his semen at her.

I just Jodie Foster'd my dog

I just Jodie Foster'd my father-in-law

I just Jodie Foster'd....The Pope! *dum dum dummmm*

by ChemicalAli May 7, 2009

joie

amazing kisser, beautiful girl, funny, athletic, nice, cool. shes cut, bangin body. every guy wants her because she is laid back. but she can bitch out someone when she needs to!! shes not a slut, like you.

that joie girl... ? yummmi .

by anonymous1234233 July 20, 2010

joie

Pleasure; enjoyment; happiness

"And joie de vivre may be seen as a joy of everything, a comprehensive joy, a philosophy of life, a Weltanschauung."
--Humor Reference Guide: A Comprehensive Classification and Analysis by Warren Shibles.

by HeartlessHackle February 4, 2010

Josie

Josie is the greatest girl you'll ever meet. She is so understanding and will never betray you. She is very understanding and she will listen to you always. She loves to help people in need and she takes care of other people before herself. She is the most thoughtful person you'll ever meet in the world. She is very sarcastic, funny, outgoing, and fun to be with. But don't betray her. She has a delicate heart that snaps easily. But after a little bit, she'll forgive you; always. She loves to hang out with her best friends and joke around. She is super loyal and will never betray you if you don't betray her. Overall, Josie's are wonderful. If you have one in your life life, don't ever let go; it might just be the worst decision you ever make.

I'm sad, so let me go talk to Josie cuz She understands me completely.

by KK197 May 29, 2017

Josie

An amazing girl who will always have your back. Can be shy at first but get to know her and u will consider her as your best friend. Super smart and amazingly gorgeous. Best singing voice ever and will fight for what she wants. Amazing friend and improv person. Would love adventure and a bf.

Omg, that girl is sooooo cool! She must be a Josie

by Pikachu_girl July 5, 2017

Judgement Joggers

Taking a pair of joggers, tying a noose around the drawstring, noosing the shaft of your penis, and fucking your partner executioner style.

Bro, I used some Judgement Joggers last night and my dick turned blue.

by Gaping Gallows February 28, 2020