Steve jobs

Male masterbation using a hollowed out apple.

Dude, whered my apple go? Please don't tell me you Steve jobsed with it!

by Jacquarda October 22, 2012

blowbee jobee

a sexual position in which you are pinching a girl's nipples while she's giving you a blowjob.

twiddles gave me a sick ass blowbee jobee this afternoon.

by Joshee November 27, 2006

Joeseph

What happens when your mom cant spell and forgets the baby name book

Guy 1- please spell you name please
Guy 2 -okay J-O-E-S-E-P-H
Guy 1 writes Joseph

Guy 2- DAMM IT !!!! My names not spelt like that

Joeseph

by Kwaja February 11, 2012

Slappy Jobe

An illegal sandwich disguised as a sloppy joe, containing urine, cocaine, heroin, Jostwicks, and Boom-Bam-Slam-Jams.

Quick, put that slappy jobe away, the cops are coming my fair fellow!

by Borg November 26, 2004

steve jobs

The moron who created Apple Computers, the computers for retards who don't understand how to use a goddamn PC, because they're so stupid that they think Macs are better because they look all pretty but in reality do jack shit. He is also responsible for Macs lack of a right click on the mouse, seriously WTF is up with that?

I wish to destroy Steve Jobs.

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

joes crab shack

the place you go when you have no life.

i'm not going to joes crab shack because they raise their prices then pull an 'unlimited popcorn shrimp' promo out their asses to dick their cooks over. thanks a lot, assholes.

by brent BEEGLE August 26, 2007

Jobis

1.Marked by or inspring
2.Remarkable
:outstanding
3.Dearly loved by all
4.Suitable,useful or
desirable<the best producer>
5.Quality
6.Warm Hearted, friendly,generous in nature-

Wow your such a Jobis....

by Mrs.Wade February 11, 2010