Jewber

Noun

A Jewish Uber driver
Adjective

That one greedy friend who overcharges everyone for gas money

Carlos: Hey man, thanks for the ride!
Iqshmiel: You owe me $20 for the 10 miles.
Carlos: Dude we drove 5 miles... your a jewber.

by SLinty74 September 12, 2018

Jesper

A funny guy who is smart and attractive, everyone looks at him when he is passing by, they want to be his friend. If someone is mad at him his friends help him, he is rich and good in school.

WOW, Jesper is so cool, I want to be like him.

by JEERI September 21, 2020

Jeepers Creepers

This has a 2 part meaning: Jeepers : The sensation of tequila running down your throat; Creepers: The hangover the next morning!
More specifically with the brand Jose Cuervo

Wow, that was quite a party last night, those Jeepers Creepers were flowing!!!

by Lilly Pops April 24, 2011

jewpeen

A jewish penis. A penis that has been circumsized.

The rabbi has a jewpeen.
(Insult): "You're a jewpeen."

by John Morgan June 27, 2005

golden jewberwilly

hmm i don't know one may inquire as to what these words do actually mean but it wont get them any where as they don't exist

Read the above you moron it doesn't exist "Golden jewberwilly"

by Golden Jewberwilly May 8, 2003

jewerine

A jewish wolverine that instead of claws has metal hanukias.

Jewerine, he will bring peace to the middle east

by Love luck November 8, 2013

Jesper

Jesper is an amazing person, they always make everyone laugh. They have the best smile and most perfect laugh. They have the best taste in everything and always gives great advice. They are the most perfect person you will ever meet.

If you meet a Jesper, keep them close.

Is that Jesper? Wow I want to be with them.

by Remis_soup69 November 27, 2021