Jewabama hotpocket

An Alabama hot pocket with a jew involved

Dude that dirty jew got jewabama hotpocketed

by Kapenkrunk June 14, 2011

jesasaurus rex

Spoke of in the bible frequently. This is a tall, hairy, man, with small arms and an apt to turn water into wine.

Fuck look at that tal hary man with small arms...

Shit that is a jesasaurus rex!!

by jesasaurus rex September 11, 2011

Jessamie

a super cute and sensitive bitch who loves snapchat

man that gurl is snapchatting 24/7. she must be a jessamie

by yourpseudonumwillappearonline October 17, 2016

jetsam

A neopet on the site called neopets.com

A jetsam is a shark-like neopet.

by Alexi August 2, 2003

Jessanne

Lips, that are perfect for sucking dick, they look like they would make the dude cum in 2 minutes flat.

Look at her Jessanne's, those are just right!

by Demarkus Jackson March 8, 2009

jesals

flat soled, peasant looking sandels with leather strapping that wraps up the calf of the wearer, similar to what jesus wore.

Tab, why would you wear jesals in the middle of winter? aren't your feet cold?

by Anita-Kelly June 4, 2007

Jessanya

The prettiest brunett in the entire world. I love her so much and she is the most beautiful person that I have ever look upon. I want to do her so badly but I know she is too good for me and she knows it even though she has kissed me. I love her and she is perfect.

Me: Hey man have you see Jess?
Bro: You mean Jessanya?
Me: Ya
Bro: Dude how could I miss her? She is right there.
Me: Oh damn.

by football21 September 6, 2010