A Northern Swedish tradition, Which involves rubbing Spicy Swedish Herbs onto your genitalia, causing great burning pain, You than proceed to put Lemon Juice into the head with a Catheter, burning the inside of the penis.
Joel was disappointed with how The Law handled his Lasagna being haunted by ghosts, so he decided to partake in a Spicy Jerk.
Man 1: "Christ, I got so sad after losing that basketball game, I decided to do a spicy jerk."
Man 2: "TMI man, Keep that shit to yourself."
Man 1: "Christ, I got so sad after losing that basketball game, I decided to do a spicy jerk."
Man 2: "TMI man, Keep that shit to yourself."
by Kreeper473 January 2, 2019
Get the Spicy Jerkmug. When you use spit as lubrication for your jerk while you are chewing mint gum, which gives you that cool, minty feeling on your dick.
Guy 1: I just had the best minty jerk last night.
Guy 2: I’m not a fan of minty jerks, they make my dick feel too cold.
Guy 2: I’m not a fan of minty jerks, they make my dick feel too cold.
by Bigtiddygothgf69 October 6, 2018
Get the Minty jerkmug. An act when a young male has literaly nothing to do, and jerks-off. However since its an unscheduld jerk-off it will take longer, and he will most likly have to swtich arms at one point. Also during some point during the Boredom Jerk, a yawn may take place.
"There was nothing on tv last night so i had a Boredom Jerk. It took forever! I had to switch to my left arm because my right went into muscle failure. I almost didn't finish, I was getting really tired."
by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009
Get the Boredom Jerkmug. A phone used only for viewing online porn. This phone is most often obtained by upgrading your existing phone, thus rendering your old phone as a high quality smut machine. The jerk phone is often reset to factory settings before use.
Dan: Has anyone seen my jerk phone? I need to take a shower
Tiffany : It's next to the soap, behind the loofah
Tiffany : It's next to the soap, behind the loofah
by MrMojoRisin17 April 23, 2018
Get the Jerk Phonemug. Jerk buddy, or jerk buddies, consist of two straight (and/or not straight) males masturbating together in one room until the point of ejaculation.
Justin Bieber: "Hey Austin, want to be my jerk buddy?"
Austin Mahone: "Sure, I'd love to rub one out with you, man."
Austin Mahone: "Sure, I'd love to rub one out with you, man."
by Robertsaxzzzz December 12, 2015
Get the jerk buddymug. by Rannypal240@gmail.com June 10, 2018
Get the jimmy jerkmug. I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad
Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.
Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.
by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020
Get the Jerking The Thadmug.