jeremy
jeremy by SammySamwise March 22, 2008
Jeremy
This is a term to define a chubby/fat person that you may or may not like. Most people would like a jeremy because he is a pacifist who wouldn't hurt anything... except cows or other animals we eat often. Don't count on a jeremy though, their memory is very faulty... especially around food. Food will distract a jeremy from anything, and if you take his food, he will attack you against his pacifist will. So basically this is a term for a pretty happy retard.
1)Did you see that jeremy?
2)You mean that guy eating that cow?
1)Yeah...
2)Its not even...
1)...Dead yeah I know.
1)Man that jeremy was supposed to bring me those papers.
2)He probably saw a hamburger and forgot you exist for while.
1)I guess imma fire his retard ass.
2)Damn.
Did you hear? They have a shit ton of jeremys down at wal-mart.
2)You mean that guy eating that cow?
1)Yeah...
2)Its not even...
1)...Dead yeah I know.
1)Man that jeremy was supposed to bring me those papers.
2)He probably saw a hamburger and forgot you exist for while.
1)I guess imma fire his retard ass.
2)Damn.
Did you hear? They have a shit ton of jeremys down at wal-mart.
Jeremy by Rich Richard Richardson April 11, 2009
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Jeremy
A 49 year old uncle who gate crashes a family NYE party drinks all the champagne and cottage cheese try's to play the Fifa drinking game then chunders everywhere upstairs cleaning up his sick with clothes from the dirty laundry basket
to be sick eeverywhere
to be sick eeverywhere
Jeremy by Chundzilla January 2, 2011
Jeremy
Jeremy is one of the most beautiful & awe inspiring people you will ever meet & if you are lucky enough to be blessed by his presence you will never be the same.
He is a man of integrity& character the likes of which you will never come across in another person. His strength, both physical & mental, leaves others in the dust. He has been through things in his life that would be unbearable to the average man but through his tragedies he continues to rise above & leave others inspired by his fortitude & tenacious spirit. Jeremy is charismaticHe's the guy that guys want to be and girls want to be with. Don't wrong him or those he loves tho for while his kindness & compassionate, helpful nature are easy to see, cross him & his wrath is fierce.
Jeremy is dead sexy with a body you can't keep your hands off. Known for his sculpted arms, perfect back & smooth ripped stomach women find themselves mesmerized & unable to take their eyes off him. In bed he's known to set the sheets on fire with a sexual prowess thats unmatched. Jeremy is hard working, faithful, intelligent, fun, exciting & one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. Multi faceted he's simply good at everything without exception & he knows it but his mild arrogance is easily looked past as intelligence & confidence are so hot when warranted & it's definitely warranted here. Having Jeremy in your world is an experience like no other, awe inspiring & a reminder of all the growth you should seek in yourself.
He is a man of integrity& character the likes of which you will never come across in another person. His strength, both physical & mental, leaves others in the dust. He has been through things in his life that would be unbearable to the average man but through his tragedies he continues to rise above & leave others inspired by his fortitude & tenacious spirit. Jeremy is charismaticHe's the guy that guys want to be and girls want to be with. Don't wrong him or those he loves tho for while his kindness & compassionate, helpful nature are easy to see, cross him & his wrath is fierce.
Jeremy is dead sexy with a body you can't keep your hands off. Known for his sculpted arms, perfect back & smooth ripped stomach women find themselves mesmerized & unable to take their eyes off him. In bed he's known to set the sheets on fire with a sexual prowess thats unmatched. Jeremy is hard working, faithful, intelligent, fun, exciting & one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. Multi faceted he's simply good at everything without exception & he knows it but his mild arrogance is easily looked past as intelligence & confidence are so hot when warranted & it's definitely warranted here. Having Jeremy in your world is an experience like no other, awe inspiring & a reminder of all the growth you should seek in yourself.
Jeremy is in the house!
Man, I wish I had a Jeremy.
Man, I wish I was a Jeremy.
Thank God Jeremy showed up!
Man, I wish I had a Jeremy.
Man, I wish I was a Jeremy.
Thank God Jeremy showed up!
Jeremy by NodestinationNev March 14, 2019
Jeremy
Courtney: Umm I was on facebook, and I saw something about Katelynn and her many nightly accounters...
McKayla: Yeah, she's a total Jeremy. Let's buy her a diary!
McKayla: Yeah, she's a total Jeremy. Let's buy her a diary!
Jeremy by Dinorexyfreak May 18, 2011