Poo jealousy

The jealousy one feels after one of their friends or family has taken a dump.

Tom: Mate I just took the biggest rumple dumplestiltskin ever.
Simon: F you Tom, I've been waiting for hours to lay some cable and I haven't even seen as much as a turtle head.
Tom: Don't let your poo jealousy get the better of you mate. You'll be touching cloth in no time.

by Urban Armour June 6, 2009

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jealousy

1. n- the feeling of wanting something someone else has.
2. n- the feeling of being angry at someone because they are better off then you or they have what you want.
JEALOUSY-JEALOUS
synonyms: envy, covet

Many people are jealous of wealthy or famous people and pretend like they hate them.

by Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz May 9, 2005

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Team Win Jealousy Syndrome

Also known as TWJS, this is a highly contagious, and life threatening condition effecting the mental state of those who become infected. The desire to be like Team Win becomes so strong that it becomes a second nature. Symptoms include lengthy non intimidating Facebook status comments, living on a rock, lanky chicken legs and orange hair.

There is Currently no known cure, But Team Win is working on it.

by stander: "woah, that kids messed up! eh!?"
by stander 2: "shh, dude, hes got Team Win Jealousy Syndrome..."
by stander 3: "thats rough man, thats rough"

by ACoupleOFWinners! January 21, 2010

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jballer

One who's status is equivalent to that of an ass clown. One who thinks he's a "baller" but isn't. A person who doesn't throw down. One who rebells against their parents for no apparent reason. A person who makes it rain only when he says "mashiv haruach umorid hageshem".

I can't wait for "Jballer" to go back to UMD.

by Sean (AKA "the baller") August 19, 2007

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