Jarrod

A man who is a cuck or a group of men who are cucks.

I fuck my girlfriend while holding my side bitch Ke$hia's hand. I am a Jarrod #loser

by Clearly not a Jarrod May 9, 2019

Jarrod

A fucking idiot with severe autism

Don't become a Jarrod.

by Davenport here August 11, 2020

Jarred

Person who has chubby mexican friends and is black but acts white

Jarred what are those

by 7944 March 15, 2017

Jarred

A horrible person.

Fuck you jarred stupid dyke!

by A JArReD March 6, 2018

Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...

"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."

by Larry A. September 10, 2006

Jarred Gethers

a sexy Haitian/Italian mutt that loves Mary Harrington but doesn't know how to help her do her laundry and other various things because he's a mama's boy and gets everything done for him.

"His name must be Jarred Gethers because he forgot to put detergent in the washing machine with my clothes."

by IamAwesome12345 February 4, 2010

Jarred

Bitch ass nigga

Like to cheat
Like to hind the fact he had a baby mother and a new born

Jarred is a bitch

by I'm not the one January 19, 2017