Jalapeno Rimjob 

The act of giving/ receiving a rimjob when all party members involved have recently eaten taco bell.

Hey Kim, after eating this delicious smothered burrito, you wanna smother my ***hole with a jalapeno rimjob?

Jalapeno Rimjob by buttslutt October 23, 2016

jalapeño lick

Licking the vagina after rubbing jalapeño sauce on your lips.

"Dude I jalapeño licked this girl so hard last night"

jalapeño lick by Krunpas November 14, 2016

jalapeño but dragon 

When you eat to many hot peppers and your ass deals like its on fire when you take a shit

Dude that salsa gave me a jalapeño but dragon

jalapeño but dragon by but_whistle July 7, 2017

Jalapeno

1. Xalapa; of spanish origin// A terminology that describes a popular chili commonly used in traditional Mexican cooking.
2. NOUN; Something, a word, fib or bite that will make your tongue swell & provide the inability to swallow your own thoughts, liquids and foods to calm or NuMB the pulsing and burning sensation across your mouth (much like a lie told consecutively or trail of deception)

"Jalapeno, Jalapeno, *insert lies told to his friends*, Jalapeno." - A boy with broken & forgotten promises.

Jalapeno by Never mind, babe. October 8, 2017

jalapeno hot pocket 

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.

Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus

jalapeno hot pocket by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018

Jalapeno Popper 

This requires multiple partners. During anal intercourse, the male will ejaculate into a condom, proceed to pull out, while leaving the condom in the girls anal cavity, before having his friend place his penis inside the same condom that resides in the females anal cavity and continue to have intercourse

Male 1: You want in on this?
Male 2: I would, but I don't have a condom
Male 1: Don't trip, just pull a Jalapeno Popper and you'll be good

Jalapeno Popper by Gentle_neal April 22, 2018

jalapitis 

The burning sensation on your anus when you defecate after eating spicy food.

I ate some spicy curry yesterday and now I have a bad case of jalapitis.

jalapitis by GrimGoatee July 12, 2018